I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Watching her eat just hurts me
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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