The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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