The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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