She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
