Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.