Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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