We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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