No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you traded sex for a burrito?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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