Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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