Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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