i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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