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(208): View more from Idaho

THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty

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(847): View more from Illinois

I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face

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(847): View more from Illinois

looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!

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(772): View more from Florida

Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish

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(519): View more from Ontario

He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them

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Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know

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(239): View more from Florida

Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.

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