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you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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