did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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