he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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