You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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