i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
