Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
That's when you crack a 10am beer
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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