Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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