But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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