Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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