I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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