so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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