just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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