Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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