i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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