im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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