yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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