have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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