what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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