I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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