You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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