Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
