I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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