Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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