Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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