do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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