Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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