Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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