Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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