she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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