Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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