Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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