turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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