Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He better not be in your backpack
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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