I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
