I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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