some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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