just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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