i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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