I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
