Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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