I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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